The courses below are guides for anyone who finds themselves thrown into a film profession through nepotism, extortion, influential friends or got handed a lot of inheritance money. They also serve as a source of plagiarism for nerds that had some jock slip them fifty bucks to write his media studies report. They are free so take a shot. If you don’t want to… well… okay. I don’t need you, all I need is this paddle ball game. The ashtray, this paddle game, and the remote control, and the lamp… and that’s all I need!