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• Dennis said 1 year, 10 months ago:

  I’m going to leave out blockbusters (unless they won an Oscar) and other easy targets.

  1. Lord of The Rings
  2. Requiem for a Dream
  3. Memento
  4. Sideways
  5. The Prestige
  6. The Illusionist
  7. American History X

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• Simon Hosick said 1 year, 10 months ago:

  Ah, the return of Dennis’ favourite rants.
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• Hw Entertainment said 1 year, 10 months ago:

  I absulutely agree, I’ve never quite liked lord of the rings at all, could never get into it. requiem of a dream, despite it’s amazing famous sound track still didn’t quite catch me.

  Hw Entertainment
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• Simon Hosick said 1 year, 10 months ago:

  Anything Charlie Kaufman has written has been shit. He is the Don Simpson of the indie world.

  Yeah, I went there.
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• Hw Entertainment said 1 year, 10 months ago:

  Ha, :)
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• Lila said 1 year, 10 months ago:

  DW! *shock*

  2 & 4 I utterly agree with and have complained about on numerous occasions.

  Let’s see if I can come up with 7…

  1. Pulp Fiction
  2. Inglourious Basterds (I dislike a lot of Tarantino but these two ‘beloveds’ most of all, I think).
  3. Slumdog Millionaire
  4. Trainspotting
  5. Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels
  6. Sherlock Holmes
  7. This Is England (Didn’t like ‘Dead Man’s Shoes’ either but it’s not very well known so wouldn’t count).
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• Travis (Banned for Life) said 1 year, 9 months ago:

  1) Napolean Dynamite
  2) 2001: A Space Oddessy
  3) Fight Club
  4) every movie ever made by Woody Allen
  5) every movie ever made by Quentin Tarantino
  6) Speed Racer
  7) There Will Be Blood
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• Anthony Law Liddle said 1 year, 9 months ago:

  I’m so glad I’m not the only one who despises Tarantino.

  I’d personally add Tim Burton to that list. Yeah, his movies are interesting looking, but that’s about it. There’s not much substance to the majority of them. If anything, he’s an over-hyped producer.

  So anyways, here’s my list:

  1) Quentin Tarantino movies
  2) Tim Burton movies
  4) M. Night Shyamalan movies
  5) Movies starring Will Ferrell (ALL HE DOES IS YELL!)
  6) Lost in Translation
  7) Garden State

  “The first thing a writer should be is – excited. He should be a thing of fevers and enthusiasms. Without such vigor, he might as well be out picking peaches or digging ditches; God knows it’s better for his health.” -Ray Bradbury
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• John P. Hess said 1 year, 9 months ago:

  This thread is dreadful. All I can say is each and every one of you is at least 50% wrong in you’re picks

  In the order (most recent first) they were nominated or won the Oscar for Best Picture:

  1. Avatar
  2. Slumdog Millionaire
  3. Crash
  4. Gosford Park
  5. Moulin Rouge
  6. Raging Bull (slightly on the fence on this one)
  7. One Flew Over the Cuckoo’s Nest

  All my Best,
  John Hess
  Creative Industries Media Group | GospelJohn.net
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• Dennis said 1 year, 9 months ago:

  @Travis said:
  1) Napolean Dynamite
  2) 2001: A Space Oddessy
  3) Fight Club
  4) every movie ever made by Woody Allen
  5) every movie ever made by Quentin Tarantino
  6) Speed Racer
  7) There Will Be Blood

  Not sure anyone liked Speed Racer. Have you seen all of Woody Allen’s and Quentin Tarantino’s films?
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• Dennis said 1 year, 9 months ago:

  @Gospel_John This thread is dreadful. All I can say is each and every one of you is at least 50% wrong in you’re pickst

  YOUR WRITING IS DREADFUL! WHY DID I EVER MAKE YOU EDITOR?

  ‘ You better know who this GQ motherfucker is, bitchface. He’s a motherfucking APOSTROPHE. And he doesn’t fucking mean “Look out here come’s an S” IT’S NOT THAT FUCKING DIFFICULT TO FIGURE THIS BITCH OUT, BUT I’M GOING TO FUCKING SCHOOL YOU, SO SIT YOUR ASS DOWN AND PAY ATTENTION, CUNT.

  YOU’RE means YOU FUCKING ARE, as in: “You’re a fucking goddamned retard.” The fucking apostrophe is standing in for the letters you took the hell out of dodge, you idiot. YOUR means BELONGING TO YOU, as in, “YOUR ASS BELONGS IN SPECIAL ED CLASSES” “It’s” means IT FUCKING IS, as in, “IT’S AMAZING HOW STUPID YOU ARE.” Look, the fucking apostrophe is standing in for the letters you took out again, funny how that shit works, you goddamned WHORE. ITS means belonging to it, like, ” THE AP STYLEBOOK WOULD SHIT ITS PANTS IF IT HAD TO READ THE DRIVEL YOU WRITE.” I hate you. WHAT THE GODDAMNED FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU?
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• John P. Hess said 1 year, 9 months ago:

  @Dennis said:
  YOUR WRITING IS DREADFUL! WHY DID I EVER MAKE YOU EDITOR?

  SEIG HEIL MEIN COMMENDANT,

  All hail gracious Grammar Nazi ,scourge of the shitspace master of nitpickery and masturbating to Oxford English Dictionary.

  I’m relieved that you took the time from picking at your butt to type out such a thoughtful and wonderfully worded response. I especially enjoy the creative use of ALL CAPS. Be sure to wipe down the keyboard after your done, other homeless people use those computers at the library you know.
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• DUNNE said 1 year, 9 months ago:

  @Dennis said:
  Not sure anyone liked Speed Racer.

  I adore Speed Racer.. but I also have a thing for Emile Hirsch so I’m a bit biased.

  My Seven:

  1. Lord of the Rings
  2. Anchorman (despite loving every other Adam Mckay movie)
  3. Original Star Wars Trilogy
  4. Iron Man
  5. Juno
  6. Slumdog Millionaire
  7. Indiana Jones series.
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• John P. Hess said 1 year, 9 months ago:

  @DUNNE said:
  I adore Speed Racer.. but I also have a thing for Emile Hirsch so I’m a bit biased.

  My Seven:

  1. Lord of the Rings
  2. Anchorman (despite loving every other Adam Mckay movie)
  3. Original Star Wars Trilogy
  4. Iron Man
  5. Juno
  6. Slumdog Millionaire
  7. Indiana Jones series.

  Sorry Travis, We have a new winner!

  Wow..
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• Dennis said 1 year, 9 months ago:

  @Gospel_John said:
  All hail gracious Grammar Nazi ,scourge of the shitspace master of nitpickery and masturbating to Oxford English Dictionary.

  , Take a look at this GQ motherfucker, do you recognize him? HE’S A MOTHERFUCKING COMMA, YOU RETARD. Oh, and take a look at that I just used one correctly, holy shit. This bitch indicates a pause, a break between two different clauses (that’s parts of a sentence, you uneducated ass), or a separation of items on a list.

  The curvy bastard has such a hot, rounded little ass that you always want to put a space after him when you use a sentence. You heard right, cuntbag, THE SPACE GOES AFTER THE FUCKING COMMA, NOT IN FRONT. YOU NEVER PUT A SPACE IN FRONT OF HIM. You want him snugged right up against that fucking word you just wrote. You want him so close that he can suck the word’s cock during the pause you are using him to indicate. GET IT THE FUCK RIGHT. WHO THE FUCK TAUGHT YOU TO PUT A SPACE IN FRONT OF A COMMA ANYWAY, JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, WHAT THE GODDAMNED FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU?
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