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An epic chronicle of one man’s quest to uncover the world’s most sought-after secret.
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I like it, though the movie straddles the line between being actually amusing and, well, not. Like they’re pushing the joke too far. Thankfully, though, just when I think it’s become too hip for its own good, the film actually does throw in some good jokes.