John Cusack and Woody Harrelson in 2012

John Cusack and Woody Harrelson in 2012

President Thomas Wilson: I’ll be the last president of the United States of America. Do you know how that feels, son?

Charlie Frost: I’m watching the earth crumble before my eyes.

Jackson Curtis: “The critics said I was a naïve and unabashed optimist, but what do they know, right?

Laura Wilson: All those people we left behind, they don’t stand a chance, do they?

Tony Delgatto: I was too late.

President Thomas Wilson: Today we are one family stepping into the darkness together.

Dr. Adrian Helmsley: The moment we stop fighting for each other, that’s the moment we lose our humanity.

Jackson Curtis: We’re gonna all stay together no matter what happens.

Lilly Curtis: No more pull-ups.

VIA: The Onion

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