Michael Bay’s Rejected “The Dark Knight” Script

“We pan to a beautiful woman: platinum blonde with a huge rack. She is the hottest woman in the world, but she wears glasses because she is also the smartest woman in the world.”

Who wouldn’t want to see this get made?

BTW: I just got done reading a bunch of tweets from idiots that just found out the Titanic was a real ship. So to all of you…. this is a parody!